would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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