whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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