everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
