That's intense
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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