Tell her she can't have a vagina
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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