I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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