We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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