You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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