after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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