hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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