My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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