I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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