I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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