Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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