South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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