They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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