yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Blood and glitter go together right?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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