me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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