Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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