What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
