Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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