What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
