Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You don't make any sense
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