? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am in a vortex of obligation.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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