No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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