We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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