after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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