Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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