Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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