Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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