She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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