Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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