That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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