i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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