i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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