her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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