I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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