operation have a gay friend backfired
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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