Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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