just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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