Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
