Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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