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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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