its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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