You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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