Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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