why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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