did you get engaged???
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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