Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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