we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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