Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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