Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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50% drunk capacity currently
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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