He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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