They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize