Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He? As in you personified your dick?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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